The News
oren rants: The facespace
Wednesday, August 11, 2010 12:11 PM
Ned issue #1 is out in stores now!!!! For more frequent updates on NEDtCG please follow us on the all consuming Facebook.Ned The Chainsaw Guy | Promote Your Page Too
We are working on getting a new Ned site up.
Also don't forget to tell your local comic shops that you want your Ned :)
oren rants: The Horse's Mouth
Thursday, April 30, 2009 1:00 PM
oren rants: Back again
Tuesday, April 14, 2009 1:06 AM
We're back online!
Sorry for the down time folks :)
-O/.
oren rants: Mini Comics
Thursday, April 2, 2009 11:25 AM
As the picture says, we will be adding the new feature, MINI COMICS, to the world of NEDtCG. A few are already in production and several more slated. The MINI COMICS explore other avenues and offshoots from the current webcomic chapters. Some of them star characters that we only began to introduce in previous episodes as others may seem totally unrealted, or are they...?
Also if you haven't wrapped your monitor around with this blue babe-- The time is nigh! for only 69 cents, she's not gonna stick around forever ;p
Rocking,
-O/,
oren rants: Cast those votes
Friday, March 20, 2009 2:20 PM
oren rants: -!-
Thursday, March 12, 2009 6:18 PM
Rocking,
-O/.
chelsea rants: Accounting Update
Wednesday, March 4, 2009 10:18 PM
Like, OMG, huggz and kissez!
-/C.
oren rants: Epic Slooooow Doooooown
Wednesday, March 4, 2009 3:11 PM

Now before you guys all start complaining, there's 28 pages of NED action ready whenever you want it :) As well as the next issue of O:PhX is in production with a late summer release date. The series follows the same story arc as the webcomic but is set much farther in the future--So get your gear to 88 ;p
Catch you crazy cats laters,
-O/.
omer rants: Today, Tomorrow
Monday, February 16, 2009 6:38 PM
Hope you like this one, seeing as I was the one keeping it from ya.
Sorry...
In relation to that, just wanted to let you guys know the general slowdown (if even there was one, hard to tell when I'm always chasing deadlines) as of late is not entirely my fault. This time. Sort of. Now I hate to make excuses but just wanted to explain. I actually had to take on some more time at work to keep up with living. Not that much mind you, just enough to make me lazier when I do get home. Also there's the looming 'next vacation' coming up in about a month, so preparations and whatenot.
But enough out of me!
Here's a guy who had this to say about duct tape... of the holy variety.
I thought he had made some great points about our tendency to overboard with colors and detail. But in the end I think we go too far because if we don't go to far, how will we know for sure when we've gotten far enough?*
<insert fart noise>
Anyhoo... Don't forget to drop by the forum and drop us a line, spill the beans, shoot the breeze, y'know, all them good stuffs.
PIECE OUT!
-/O.
*I came up with that line chatting with a good friend who had her birthday today, but I can never be sure with these cliche' type things if maybe I had heard it somewhere before...?
oren rants: Roooar!
Monday, February 9, 2009 10:54 AM
Well sorta, first half of Gunman 19 is up for viewing. Just click on the image below to vote and view the comic.
If your new to the site, or web comics in general, "TopWebComics(TWC) is a site dedicated to the promotion of webcomics" and by voting for our comic, each and every day, you bring us one vote closer to the top.
We have a few things in store to help keep the voting fun :)
Also, how cool are these posters?
yo,
-O/.
oren rants: Twist and Shout
Thursday, February 5, 2009 1:42 PM
Or, maybe the conclusion won't be so shocking. Maybe you were expecting it since the moment Toadie began telling the story...hm....? either way, you can discuss your theroies here.
In other news, a little whiles back Omer and I pulled a job for Woody over at GUCOMICS.com. We were commissioned to do 2 posters : Night Of The Living Ted and It's Alive! Probably one of the coolest comissions we've done, but don't take our word for it and check them out yoursleves.
But first don't forget to order your copy of O:PhX : The Hangover of Doom. It's got all your favorite characters of the webcomic and introduces a few brand new stars. The ever elusive SID is revealed in all his glory! (Who's the guy strapped to his back you ask...?) If your a fan of the comic, you really don't want to miss out on this issue. We are working with guys over at INDYPLANET which is a great site that ships comics world wide. So all you people in the foregien lands are not being left out (Go NETHERLANDS!!!) The print quality of these comics is superb, and it's only $4.50 an issue!
Until next time, you keep reading, we'll keep drawing!
Rocking
-O/.
oren rants: O:PhX is now Available!
Monday, February 2, 2009 12:23 PM
O:PhX is Out NOW!
The wait is finally over. 28 Pages FULL COLOR. All awesome. Get it NOW.
28 Pages Full Color
By Oren Kramek &
Omer Goodovich
Offered Exclusively Through Indy Planet

About the Series: It was supposed to be an easy job. All Ned the Chainsaw Guy had to do was destroy the world. Throw a lady in the picture and things get complicated—and that's ignoring all the zombies..... Read More
oren rants: and the clock strikes
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 10:32 AM
And we're back online! The site was down for several hours yesterday morning, but we're back again. And with a new vote incentive. So click away!Cheers,
-O/.
omer rants: Havn't you heard?
Thursday, January 22, 2009 9:08 PM
What's this?!
A comic? on time?!*
Just when you thought we'd lost it eh?
Thank the Gods holidays are over, no doubt. Maybe now we can get the rhythm back up in this mother.
Speaking of mothers, Mr. Ryan is hauling butt. I had the pleasure of a preview to the next installment in its nascent stage. Looks freakin awesome.
Huge props to all you true believers donating for the cause! I'll be honest, I was sure that button was gonna collect dust for eternity. Thanks for proving me wrong yo!
Also, like Oren's been ranting, O;PhX is coming in a big way. This has been sitting idle for too long. I really hope you like it, I know I had an awesome time making it.
What else... not much I guess.
So seeya next week! Same chainsaw place, same chainsaw time!
Cheers
-/O.
*I totally just realized its not Wednesday, keepin the mistake though cause I have no regrets.
oren rants: The Plot Thickens
Monday, January 19, 2009 11:11 AM

First off we'd like to give a big thanks to everybody so far that has donated! You Rock! For a limited time, donate 69 cents to get your own Always Tip Your Tender Wallpaper, and you could rock, too ;p
In web comic news GUNMAN 16 is up. OooOooOo, the plot thickens.
BIG NEWS!!The O:PhX Mini Series will be out for release Early February. The series debuts with The Hangover of Doom starring all your favorite characters from the webcomic, and introduces a few up and coming stars.
Cheers
-O/.
oren rants: Always Tip Your Tender...
Monday, January 12, 2009 11:28 AM
If you've been enjoying NEDtCG so far, let us know by putting some cash in the tip jar. Donators receive an exclusive, never to be featured online, desktop featuring your favorite bringer of beer.
Oh, and there's a new vote incentive. This one is the original concept work for RYDER.Click on the thumbnail to vote or this button:
Exact A Mundo,
-O/.
oren rants: Respect is a dish best served with a side a fries and a milkshake
Friday, January 9, 2009 3:50 PM
Thanks Izzie!
By Night is a webring devoted to webcomics of the 'darker' nature. Be sure to check it out.
Cheers,
-O/.
omer rants: Snowballs
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 3:08 PM
Well a lot's been goin on lately what with the holidays and all. Got to spend some time in the snow up in Minnesota which was pretty cool (no pun intended).
Anyhoo, the next installment of gunman is progressing nicely, in spite of time constraints. Hopefully I'll get the inks finished soon and hand it over to Oren so he can make 'some magic happen'.
Thats uh... thats pretty much it, man.
In case you missed it, by the way, you can see older news posts by clicking on the handy little link at the bottom of the front page, so you can relax and maybe even go cliffwatching.
Is that even a thing? Cliffwatching?
I mean, if birdwatching is, i think there should be a cliffwatching.
s-s-s-s-s-southbound pachyderrrrrrrrrrrrrm...
-/O.
oren rants: Cliff Diving
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 12:36 PM
So far we got you guys on a few cliffs, and perhaps now is a good time to recap, as things are about to get interesting.
Cliff 1: The damn soul eater heads....what is going on with them...?
Cliff 2: What is going down with Sid? and Why does he want the heads?
Cliff 3: Who is the lone gunman?
Cliff 4: Ryder Vs Ned....What's her deal?
Cliff 5: What the hell is going on in the second war?
Cliff 6: (Latest development) AKA Lucy's "new shit" development. What has come to light?
Cliff 7: And of course....who is going to win the ULTIMATE GUNMAN TRIALS ???That's a lot of cliffs....We hope you have extra parachutes because we're about to start jumping.
For the careful reader some of these questions have been answered, others are soon to be revealed....
Hope your enjoying so far.
Also don't forget to check out the XTRAs Section for more information on the series.
Awesome,
-O/.
oren rants: where's all the nog?
Monday, December 29, 2008 11:52 AM
Man, it's hard finding eggnog around these parts. Even without the magical nog, the holiday recovery is going well. Hope all y'all's holidays have been warm and refreshing.New comic is in production and should be ready soon. For the interim, a new *special* vote incentive. A distant look into the possible future of GUNMAN. I wouldn't call it a spoiler, more like a 'teaser'.
Think you know what's happening so far...? For theories or question's on GUNMAN click here.
Also if your new, or you just never knew, the action in GUNMAN is too awesome to contain in just one webcomic, so we're doing some classic comic cross over action with Mr. Dave Ryan of BadASSmuthas fame. He's been putting us to shame with all his awesome updates. We're trying to keep up!
Awesome,
-O/.
oren rants: BOOM! We're back
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 12:10 AM
Been quite a week so far and the holidays draw ever nearer.
14 is finally finished. Now hopefully you guys are all asking...who is they???!
or maybe you know, or have an idea....
As for 15, here's a sneak peak.
In other news, I've had the privilege to work with Daniel Pevar on a ZUDA comics submission. I'm wrapping up the art in the next few days, and if all goes well I'll be spilling a lot more beans on the subject. ZUDA has a very stiff upper lip when it comes to promoting a comic prior to acceptance to their great competition, so I can't say much now...
But this all definately begs to question: With NEDtCG and crew all up and ons in a big competition, and Daniel and myself in a big competition, does life imitate art, or does art imitate life?
?
-O/.
oren rants: 13 is finished ROCKING
Saturday, December 13, 2008 1:14 PM
Rocking,
-O/.
omer rants: Risen news post attacks! You parry.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008 7:02 PM
Hello boys girls and everything in between.
Mucho apologies for the downtime, we had some technical diffimaculties precluding mostly to fund allocation.
Ahem.
Really it was all your fault, for eating up the bandwidth!
Anyhoo, the completion of the current page should be up soon, and coming up are some awesome scenes that I can't wait to see completed.
Don't forget to check out our brotha from anotha motha who's been puttin' us to shame with his mad skillz O.o
oh, and vote.
not just because it's your constitutional right (well, most of you anyway) but also because it means more people can be exposed to the awesome of Ned.
would you really want to deny anyone that? that's like torture.
-/O
oren rants: The THUNDER
Thursday, December 4, 2008 3:28 PM
Well, we're back in the Top 100! Wuhoo!!! And to celebrate this joyous occasion there's a new vote incentive. This one's an oldie, but a goodie: NED concept work done for O:PhX. Still some of my favorite blood work to date.
But wait, there is still more! The XTRA's section of the comic just got a new F.A.Q. so make sure to scope that page out.
In Comic News, thirteen is almost finished, and we may be shooting out some sneak peaks of fourteen in the near future.
Until next time,
-O/.
oren rants: Chainmail......
Tuesday, December 2, 2008 12:06 PM
Check out a sneak peak here.
With Ultimate Gunman Trials heating up, the cross over action continues over at BADASSMUTHAS, so don't forget to check it out.
In website news, the new FAQ section is almost ready and should be up soon, So keep your peelers hand for it when it comes out.
Rocking,
-O/.
omer rants: pooch = screwed
Tuesday, November 25, 2008 7:16 PM
So it's pretty late on a Tuesday, and page 13 (yes, 13. Disregard Oren's seeming inability to keep pagination) is still in my hands.
What does this mean?
Means I screwed the pooch. (not literally)
I would tell you to blame Arthas, or turkeys or even solar flares.
But I won't. (even though they all are at least partially to blame)
Nope, this one's on me.
I assure you there will be a page up before the week is through.
SORRY!
-/O
oren rants: 12 is On The Way
Monday, November 24, 2008 11:13 AM
Sneak peak at GUNMAN 12.
Click here to enjoy ;)
omer rants: Dew day
Wednesday, November 19, 2008 1:09 PM
Hola fellas.New update is up! what's this... second? third Wednesday? I'd rather not count, might make me penis-y.
Good stuff comin up folks, some glimpses into what the crew used to be like back in the ol days. I assure you there will be both name taking AND ass kicking.
So stick around.
And keep them peelers handy, as the poet says.
Oren rants: Badass IS back
Saturday, November 15, 2008 2:17 PM
If your new to the comic, or just forgot ;) The GUNMAN crossover action continues.oren rants: Wednesdays of doom! (are they Back?)
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 1:33 PM
The wait is over, GUNMAN 11 is up.nuff said,
-O/.
omer rants: Ranger of the Wastes
Monday, November 10, 2008 11:37 AM

Good news everyone!
...
Ok I got nothing.
As the big title says, page 11 of Gunman is coming along nicely. In fact, I'll go out and say it, #12 is looking not too shabby either. Things are about to pick up here, so stay tuned!
We've also put a new vote incentive on. So go ahead! check it out. This guy's still in the works, but I feel very close to nailing it. If you want, lemme know what you think on the forums!
Mr Dave Ryan, of Badassmuthas fame, and banana notoriety, is apparently hunting for an artist to help out. Which I think is a good move, having someone to bounce ideas off makes the whole thing way more dynamic and fun.
But I ramble.
Thanks for listening Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilldren!
-3Dog
"Always two there are; A master, and an apprentice"
-/O.
oren rants: Does the man make the mask?
Thursday, November 6, 2008 4:55 PM
NEDtCG is still in the top 100.Nice!
And to top it off, we will be launching a new FAQ section soon.
Here's a sneak peak at one of the questions we will be answering:
Whats the deal with Ned's mask?More Q and A with a little bit of 'F'ness coming soon :)
Do you have a question....?
Send us a line, or drop by in the forums.
And don't forget to keep those votes a coming!
oren rants: With Further Ado!
Tuesday, November 4, 2008 12:48 PM
| GUNMAN 10 : Further Ado : is finally up! This one took a little longer than normal, so we apologize for the delay. Issue 11 is already starting look petty good. |
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| Also Don't forget to check out A CUT BELOW, it's in the store. |
RSSpect
If you've noticed on the vote button that we have been in the Top 100 on topwebcomics for a few days now. So to celebrate this awesomeness we added an rss feed to help all you guys keep track of or less than 'consistent' update schedule. We've been getting a few requests for one, so here you all go!
Thanks for getting us to where we are, and keep on voting, as we have a few more surprises in store... :) Rocking, -O/. |
oren rants: Trick or Treat?
Friday, October 31, 2008 12:57 PM
GUNMAN 10 SNEAK PEAK part Deux:
Muhahahhaahahah!
Candy A-hoo!
_O/.
oren rants: It's the sneak! - It's the Sneak!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008 10:22 AM

GUNMAN 10 SNEAK PEAK:
Click on the image to VOTE and get to a more maximatized view. This is one is looking to be a sweet update. All the prep work is done, and it's time for the ULTIMATE GUNMAN TRIALs, but I'll have more on that when the comic is up. Were gunning for a wednesday release, but with our record, keep those eye peelers handy.
_O/.
omer rants: Line in the sand
Sunday, October 26, 2008 10:56 AM
I think it's time.Time for me to make a stand. No longer will I sit idle on the sidelines and watch as all i hold dear falls into shambles!
Ahem.
Sorry, that came out a bit strong.
But for real, yo's, I'm here to say Nyet! It has gone too far.
Of course, I'm speaking about the spelling mistakes in the comic. There is no excuse. While I would love to say it was all Oren's fault (which it is, consequentially) I could have been better about fixing them.
So that's it. From here on out, I give you my word of honor, there will be no more spelling mistakes in Ned The Chainsaw Guy comics. Grammar maybe, but that comes with the territory.
-/O.
oren rants: 12 Minutes to spare.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008 11:48 PM
It's up._o/.
oren rants: Near Miss
Wednesday, October 22, 2008 10:38 AM
The late great George Carlin, describes a "near miss" as "When two planes almost collide, they call it a near miss. It's a near hit. A collision is a near miss."We're going for the more common interpretation of the phrase: almost making it.
The comic should be up shortly. One of the panels is proving quite difficult to get down and has gone through too many revisions already. Omer is hammering out the final version as we speak and the comic should be up later today.
Sorry for the delay everybody :(
Oh, and if you have any fan art, send it our way as we are opening a fan art section soon :)
Thanks for your patience, and thanks to every one who voted yesterday, we jumped up a good ten places! Keep a clicking! ROCKING!
Cheers,
-Oren
oren rants: Good Morning Internet Land!
Tuesday, October 21, 2008 9:58 AM
GUNMAN 9 should be up later today. It sheds a bit more light on what happens in the catacombs under the coliseum. Dun, dun dun!!!! In the meanwhiles don't forget to click on theif your new to the site, scope the stylings of GUNMAN FRAN over at Badassmuthas.com, for some corss over action.
Cheers,
-O/.
oren rants: POSTER AWAY!!!!
Thursday, October 16, 2008 10:05 PM
BRAND NEW POSTER NOW AVAILABLE!!!
Hope you're all digging GUNMAN so far. It has been quite a journey, and perhaps now is a good moment to look back and recount all that it has been:
- A zombie attack
- An Exodus
- A Great Arrival
- A Challenge
- A Free Lunch
- An Awesome Banana
- A Beheading
- A seduction
- And.....
Also BIG NEWS! The poster is out. I got mine. It rocks. I'm throwing it a photo shoot.
Check the store for more info or just order it already ;) They mail it to your door. It's like x-mas.
rocking,
-Oren
oren rants: done!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008 11:41 PM
New comic is up!;p
-O/.
oren rants: Superfly
Monday, October 13, 2008 10:18 PM
If you're new to the site, make sure you check out the parallel action.New comic should be up by tomorrow.
nice.
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oren rants: Omer wasn't born yesterday, he was born today
Tuesday, October 7, 2008 11:23 AM
Who'd a thought he'd make it this far....?
Congrats dude, happy B-day today! Feel free to drop omer a birthday wish here ;)
Oh and I am not getting off my ass till the next comic is up...
seriously.
Cheers,
-Oren
omer rants: Or am I?
Wednesday, October 1, 2008 6:31 AM
Greetings from faraway lands, my little pumpkin goblins!How are you?
I am fine.
But in all seriousness, just wanted to check in and make sure you guys all know I'm still alive too, and have not left the blond wonder (aka Oren) to fend for himself in this harsh, unforgiving, often hostile cosmos.
Ok maybe I did, but just a little.
I'll be back to civilization in no time (re: a week) and you can expect a redoubling of efforts. Mainly because I intend to switch out my crusty old lappy for a shiney (literally, it has pretty lights on it!) new desktop. Which will hopefully cut down on production time by not overheating and shutting down every 15-20 minutes.
Let me tell ya folks, that gets old.
Until then my lovlies,
Happy Holidays!
-/O.
oren rants: 6 is DONE :)
Tuesday, September 30, 2008 11:52 AM
A little bit of action!Second half of GUNMAN 6 is up. Don't forget!
Rocking,
-O/.
oren rants: Victory!!!!
Friday, September 26, 2008 3:44 PM
In Merchandise NEWS we will be debuting the first mini poster starring your favorite chainsaw Wielding Demon to the internets everywhere! 17 x 11 inches (44 x 28 cm) of awesome.
In Comic NEWS the Second half of GUNMAN 6 should be up soon.
Cheers,
-Oren
Note - the forum is fixed! :)
oren rants: Stupid servers :(
Friday, September 19, 2008 12:21 PM
-O/.
oren rants: At long last
Monday, September 15, 2008 7:10 PM
Gunman 5 is up.Issue six is gonna be bananas,
nuff said.
rocking,
_o.,
oren rants: Almost there
Monday, September 15, 2008 12:43 PM
Comic should be up real real soon!Here's a screen shot of it so far. Click on the image to vote and get a better view :)
Rocking,
-O/.
omer rants: Moar Spoar
Saturday, September 13, 2008 9:53 AM
Clarifications are in order.While I will not deny that I am the sole responsible party for hte lateness of the comic du jour, I felt a short explanation was in order...
Indeed, Spore has been taking up alot of my time. But the real issue here is I don't have much time to begin with :(
See, I've been getting ready for a vacation back in the homeland which starts next week, and as a result I had to take some extra days at work. Combine that with the fact I'm trying to get back into school, and have moved in with my significant other this month, and have had no les than 6 different people come visit from out of town, you're left with very little spare time...
So, once again I apologize. But we will have 5 up before the weekend is done.
I uh...
I love you?
-/O.
oren rants: Server Issues
Friday, September 12, 2008 7:17 PM
If you've been following GUNMAN, you might have noticed the latest plague of server issues. The problems seem to have resurrected once again, but we will rise and defeat them. Hope to have it all resolved in the near future.
One, of those 'work in progress' shots.
--Man, I could go for some fries....
oren rants: Forecast: LATE :(
Tuesday, September 9, 2008 3:09 PM
The comic will be a little late this week :(oren rants: Vote for me!!!!!!!
Thursday, September 4, 2008 9:49 AM
On time again!Issue 4 went up yesterday.
We hope y'all been enjoying GUNMAN so far, and don't forget to check out GUNMAN FRAN over at Badass Muthas.
New Vote incentive is up! Sneak peak at issue 5. Click on the vote button to check it out.
Cheers,
-O/.
omer rants: Butts, Seymore Butts. Esquire.
Monday, September 1, 2008 5:52 PM
Hey guys (and or gals)!What's this? a news post? how facinating!
Ok ok, settle down.
I just wanted to use the front page and tell all you losers, that all the cool kids are hanging out in the official Ned forums !
You should check it out.
I mean, where else are you gonna see this?
-/O.
oren rants: On time wu-hoo!!
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 7:15 PM
New Comic is up :)Rocking,
-O/.
omer rants: GoGo Gadget Crossover!
Tuesday, August 26, 2008 8:07 PM
Woo...WooooOOOooo...
Hehe. Ok, the story of Tree-man is on the toob, so ill keep it frisky ;P
First order of business is definetly a huge shout-out to Mr. Dave Ryan of Badass Muthas fame. The title of his most recent bonus chapter -Gunman Fran- is no coinicidence... So be sure to check both sites for total and complete awesomeness. Personally, I can't wait to see the whole thing come to life. Or ink. Or pixel.
Whatever. Semantics are the devil's plaything!
Also, check out the new vote incentive when you vote :) A little preview of Darryl's royal guard.
Holy crap this tree guy is freaky...
Cheerio and toodle-ooh!
-/O.
oren rants: 500 to 2
Friday, August 22, 2008 11:21 AM
GUNMAN 2 is up!
Hopefully all the server trouble is finally behind us now. But if things do start to get shaky again, check the forums, for news and updates as that stays running even if the site goes down again :)
ZOMBIE SLAUGHTER!!!
Cheers,
-O/.
oren rants: 503 NO MORE!
Thursday, August 21, 2008 11:39 AM
THE SITE IS BACK!If you haven't noticed, we've been having some server trouble for the past several days.
But it's back on track for now.
Sorry about that, oh and the new comic should be up real soon.
Rocking,
-O/.
oren rants: Blamo
Monday, August 18, 2008 10:58 AM
GUNMAN 2 slated for a WEDNESDAY release. Yup, day after Tuesday.Here's a little detail of the page in progress.
B L A M O ! B L A M O ! B L A M O ! B L A M O ! B L A M O !

Blam,
-O/.
oren rants: Click Away!
Thursday, August 14, 2008 8:12 PM
New Vote incentive is up so click away!rocking,
-O/,.
oren rants: GUNMAN is up
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 11:18 AM
An event six months in the making.A story that tangos in a song sung by lies and deception, flirting with horror and comedy, all gloriously celebrated by a ball thrown by none other than gluttony, himself....
GUNMAN Follows Ned, The Chainsaw Guy, his right hand of doom, Toadie, and newly recruited out of 'mutual' agreement, Lucy the Valkyrie, as they combine forces to find the stolen heads. Unknown to them that the heads they seek, have been secretly snatched by the shadow shroom council to be taken and delivered to none other than the MPs number one most wanted fugitive, SID - Last confirmed sighting: Gangria....And finally, with all of this. What could it be missing, the most crucial of seasonings? What could all of this add up to with out the one thing we have all been waiting for?
Zombies.
Rocking,
-O/.
oren rants: The day before the day after tomorrow,
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:42 AM
GUNMAN starts tomorrow!Or at least it's supposed to :9
Let's see what happens,
rocking,
_o/.
oren rants: Good Question
Friday, August 8, 2008 9:54 AM
The final version is up!Just letting all of you guys that have been clicking on the vote button, that the newest, and final version of the concept work for one of the starring characters to the upcoming GUNMAN story is ready.
So go forth and click away at the ever so strategically placed VOTE button.
What will be the new incentive and when.....?
-that's a good question.
Rocking,
-O/.
omer rants: We made it!
Thursday, August 7, 2008 11:40 PM
Dudes!This, may be my proudest moment.
Yes, I may now count myself upon the few, the proud, the glamorous -- That's right folks we've been awarded the much coveted "Worst webcomic ever" by TrueParadox, of StumbleUpon fame.
I have no words... Oh God...
I'd like to thank my tablet thingy for breaking repeatedly, and making me believe it was Intous 2, when in actuality it was Intous 3... And my landlord for accepting rent at all days of the month... uh... who else?
Oh!
Marcia, flatting is in your blood!
Ok well I better quit before I get all emotional...
Thank you! I love you all!!
oren rants: Facelifting
Monday, August 4, 2008 9:30 AM
August 13th- GUNMAN will be unveiled.But just so all y'all aren't just sitting on your hands until then, we're gonna be tweaking up the website a bit, filling out some sections with cool new art, like in the about section, tweaking up some pages that could use a little face lift here and there and offering some sneak peaks at the upcoming stuff.
Click on the VOTE button to follow the concept design for one of the newest characters to be unveiled in GUNMAN.
Cheers,
-O/.
oren rants: Outer Rings Complete
Tuesday, July 29, 2008 9:48 AM
The Outer Rings is finally finished. I feel this is a good place to take a little moment to recap what has been going on so far. Give you our perspective on things. When this comic first started out, Omer and I really wanted to see just how far we could go with this thing. Since then we have been really trying to jam into the comic as much as we can fit in terms of art and comic structure and in parallel trying to bring to it a story that also follows just the same ideals. Sometimes it does get a bit crazy. The story and art has introduced a crazy world of demons hunting little girls, to strippers and intrigue, and now shadowy councils of power and corruption. While ending with secret dark quest destined for doom. We hope you all have been entertained with the last two stories, When Ned Met Ryder, and The Outer Rings, and we got a ton more of surprises waiting to be revealed in GUNMAN.Our first sneak peak is some concept work we've been working on for on of the newest characters to be introduced in the story. Click on the VOTE button to see various stages of the development. There are several of these spanning in the next two weeks, so make sure to check back every once in a while ;)
And a great big thanks to Brother Benny for making the new website design a reality. Rocking.
Forealios,
-O/.
oren rants: Forealios
Saturday, July 26, 2008 12:43 PM
Fret not! We haven't disappeared!The new site has been taking more than anticipated but it's looking sweet and is almost ready for upload. Just got a few more things to finish and we hope to have it up Sunday, or at the latest Monday. So if you do check out the site and it's not there, it's because the new site is going online :)
It's gonna have a few cool new things along with quite the face lift. One of the biggest things I think that will stand out from the new site design is when you navigate to view the comic. We have gotten a lot of feedback on a few things, mostly the ads, so we've taken all that into consideration and have fixed it. Also the curahazy rollovers are gonna definitely be happening. I had my doubts on those things, but in the end, they proved their merit--Or at least we hope so. So thanks to everybody who has been helping get the site ready and we're totally stoked to have it up an online for all you guys out there in internet land.
As for the late update with the outer rings (Issue 7). Since we're already late with this, and we want to make it a special one, I've been putting some extra time in getting all the colors just right. It's got quite the unveiling (dundundun...) in this one so we really want to make it shine, or to put it more correctly, make sure the dripping blood has the right kinda shine ;p
And more in comic news as Omer said, after this we will be taking a short hiatus before GUNMAN starts so we will be able to have a little buffer of comics to ensure that we DO make future deadlines. We have some interesting surprises in store for GUNMAN, which we will be leaking as the time draws near, but for now, Let me just say, it's totally gunna be badass.
But while your waiting for the next comic, go check out the forums for some secret origin sneak peaks, or read the about section, yes I know you have been putting it off, there is a TON of words there, but you can do it. Really.
Cheers,
-O/.
omer rants: Estrogen is bad, M'kay?
Thursday, July 24, 2008 10:37 PM
Holy crap balls in a box!Two weeks since the last news post... it's been barren out here hasn't it?
Well, for those of you who havn't given up on us, thanks! and those of you who have, well, you're not reading this are you?
Anyways, it looks like things might actually be settling down for me here, which is good news for you true believers, on account of if I don't have to spend all my time worrying about rent and food, I might find some time to finagle some "art" into my schedule.
So yes, I have taken the ultimate sacrifice for you guys. I am now officially an office drone.
I will say this though, what was mentioned in previous posts still rings true, and much cool stuff is yet to come!
Really!
I promise!!
-/O.
omer rants: Flies are like flies.
Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:58 PM
Well well, the Shroom Council unveiled. Very exciting!Hope you guys are diggin all the stuff we're dishin out here :)
As for the sporadic update schedule lately, things are still a sort of a roller coaster around here, what with me going on a long weekend for the 4th up in Minnesota (Go Bears!) and OrenK back in the homeland for the month we're making comics happen 3rd gen. Internets are awesome like that.
Anyways, we're about to wrap up Outer Ring with one more update left to go, at which point, we're going to take a short hiatus. We got a bunch of stuff we want to implement, and we want to be sure we do it right so we'll take a time out from chasing the deadline for a couple of weeks (hopefully no more than two) and come back with a bang (for those of you following, a brand new design for the website for starts...).
But fret not, we'll have some more extras and cool stuff to keep yer whistles nice and whet.
I'm off to fight some house flies,
-/O.
oren rants: Super Green
Wednesday, July 9, 2008 9:45 PM
New comic is up!OmerG will fill you guys in on the craziness in a bit.
I must go forth now, and continue my battles with the internets!
O/.
oren rants: Player
Tuesday, July 1, 2008 11:32 AM
Howdy everybody!Well I'm off on a little adventure, but fret not we have some surprising updates planned this summer, so keep them eye peelers sharpened.
And for our first summer update check out the brand new Page of Players. It's got the scoop on who is who and what they're really looking for.
Cheers,
-O.,
omer rants: Cinqo
Friday, June 27, 2008 10:37 AM
Woo.That one was a doozy!
Hope you like the return to the Drip :) I know a couple of ya expressed missing the neon pink bar
And Tender's tenders...
Also, I'd like to thank Marcia, who is the latest addition to O-Enterprises. Marcia is kind enough to suffer through flatting my inks, and does a masterful job of it!
So thanks!
Hope you enjoy it.
Oh, and coming soon - Cast Page! oooOOOoooh aaaAAAaaa!
-/O.
oren rants: Outer RIng #04 - it's up. It's finally up.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008 5:49 PM
Well this one took some doing but I hope it was worth the wait. This one's areal whopper, our first flashback scene to date as well as we introduce some of the events of the Second War which you guys can check out all about that in here.In other news, THE BIG BOOK OF ZOMBIES : The Lurking Hunger is going strong. As of now the list of contributing artists is roughly 40 and pulling strong. It's an art anthology collecting artwork devoted to zombies and their undead carnal hunger that makes them such attractable company. So to all you zombie artists out there, you can find more about the BIG BOOK OF ZOMBIES in the forum.
And one last thing, for the newest vote incentive we got a detail of the OUTER RING #04 up, so if your squinting to make out all the detail in the spread panel do your eyes a favor and click on the vote button.
Rocking,
_o/.
omer rants: Heatwaves
Friday, June 13, 2008 8:11 AM
Once again its THAT time of the week!I realise that since we declared Wednesday as the official update 'day' we've been remiss in our commitment. Probably because I'm a huge slob who refuses to work when (re: if) there's a raid.
That said, we were thinking that if we seem to be updating on Fridays and or Saturdays when the due time is Wednesday, maybe if we keep telling ourselves the due day is Wednesday we can tell everyone else (you) the due date is Fridy and *gasp* be on time!
So... With that in mind we set off on the production of this week's installment. The freak heat wave that plagued Brooklyn this week was definetly no help. My computer started chain crashing (poor thing) so I had to relocate myself to a more air conditioned venue. The bad news is that I had forgotten my Wacom pen so I lost a day and a half of work time.
Yes, I'm that stupid.
But the inks are just about done, and we will hopefully have the colored version up sometime over hte weekend.
Which brings me to my next (and last) point -
We need a flatter. We need one pretty bad, because flat coloring the pages has become a clinch that puts a hamper on our whole operation. So if you know a flatter, or are a flatter, or want to become a flatter but unsure of what a flatter really is drop me a line (my email address can be found here.
"Uncle Omer wants YOU! For the NED army."
-/O.
oren rants: up up and away!
Sunday, June 8, 2008 7:16 PM
New comic is up!lava goodness :)
Cheers,
-O/.
omer rants: Growing pairs
Thursday, June 5, 2008 8:35 PM
Hey guys.Apologies aglore as pretaining to the lateness du jour... This week was a bit on the experimental side of things. We trimmed down the production process a bit, but apparently got swept away again in filling in the details.
At any rate, the new update should be up very very soon (tommorow hopefully) and then we're almost ready to get into 'Gunman'.
A new incentive will be up soon, with a sneak peek to this week's update... So stay tuned!
Oh, one more thing, if you havn't yet, go read Badass Mothas... On account of its badassness.
Cheeri-O and toodle-ooh!
-/O.
oren rants: up
Friday, May 30, 2008 1:04 AM
Comic is up ;)G'luck & G'night.
-O/.
oren rants: Almost there
Thursday, May 29, 2008 12:52 PM
eeek, no comic yet. but it should be up late tonight or tomorrow.But....If you click on the vote button, you can see a new piece in the works of your favorite chainsaw wielding demon.
gonna be selling this one as an 11x17 print when the store is finally opened as well as a few others.
Awesome,
-O/.
oren rants: gone camping
Saturday, May 24, 2008 1:32 PM
Omer's off camping somewhere, so its up to me to get this next bad boy done on time. We got the preliminary work done so it it defiantly in the realm of possibility.In site news we have finalized the design for the new web page ;) We're looking to have it all up an running in the summer. So don't get to used to this one. to check out a sneak peak of the homepage click on the VOTE button.
Wow, 2 news posts in one day.
RocKING
\_o/.,
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omer rants: the latter
Saturday, May 24, 2008 11:53 AM
Another week has gone by... And I've been slow on the uptake letting you guys know we've officially started on the next awesome story arc for Ned, "The Outer Ring" (oooh, ominous!).This will (hopefully) bring some answers to the burning questions left behind by "When Ned Met Ryder", as well as set the stage for the totally awesome story arc to follow, "Gunman"!
Other than that, the forum's been house to many an interesting discussion, from preferred method of caffeine intake to Ned's secret origins (oooh, ahhh)
So go! Check it out! Our trolls are housebroken, and we just had the Grue exterminators tent the place, so its all good.
Cheers,
-/O.
oren rants: eye peelers
Monday, May 19, 2008 6:15 PM
Ned has finally met Ryder. Finished. Done. Complete.We've been frantically working on the next story arc, "The Outer Ring" which is slated for it's grand debut in two days!!!!!
Can we do it?
Also we've been working on a new site design which should be ready this summer. I'm gonna leak a few screen shots in the near future, so keep them eye peelers handy.
Rocking.
-O/.
oren rants: woot, check out page 10 ;p
Thursday, May 15, 2008 10:28 PM
Click on the vote button to see page 10 of O:PhX #00 "The Hangover of Doom"
Limited editon signed copies of the issue are almost gone :(
So get your copy while they last.
Aggg too much stuff left to do today....
Nose must return to grindstone
Laters,
-O/.
omer rants: The inevitability of Epic Faliure
Wednesday, May 14, 2008 7:42 PM
Well I should have known better than to try and commit to anything this day and age :PSo this is where I go and apologize for the lateness of the current comic... The truth is that I have no valid excuse for this (and to make matters worse, I can't even blame Oren). But I will say that the wait is definetly worth it, we went for a bigger piece to mark the end of "When Ned met Ryder" and got a bit caried away...
Fret not though! The piece is about 30% colored (we split the work so that Oren could go ahead and color some of the piece.) and the rest will be flatted today, and colored tommorow at the latest.
And to whet your appetite a bit more, here's a crop of the inks in progress... A word of warning though, this is somewhat of a spoiler so only click if you absolutely cant wait ;P
Linky
-/O.
oren rants: DONE!
Sunday, May 11, 2008 1:50 PM
Finally finished.... Sorry for the delay dudes, this one took forever and a day. Hope you like ;) Gunning for a Wednesday upload for the next issue. Cheers, -O/.oren rants: Dun dun duunnnn
Wednesday, May 7, 2008 3:09 PM
Well, the ball is in my court right now to color up this bad boy. Its a page I've been waiting to do for a while...Unfortunately I'm not in the court :(
But I should get some time tonight to start coloring it. Leave it to us to set a deadline and miss the first date! Anyway, I'll use this opportunity to thank all you guys for reading our comic up until now and hope you have been enjoying it.
We've been a little slow with getting this yarn wrapped up, and we're both itching to tackle the next two sins on the list. I'll take this opportunity to spill some beans about where we see the story going -- If you haven't guessed it -- yeah, this one's about lust. Like all of the seven sins, lust, hits you like a freight train, abrupt and brutal, or it delicately rolls down the tongue, like a fine Chardonnay, slowly introducing to the palette all the subtleties and complexities in such a simple thing. Sometimes there are no consequences for indulgence, but sometimes there are....
Anyways the next update took Omer like 6hrs just to flat...So the coloring is gonna be a marathon on this one! No sleep fer me :( But tons of coffee!
In O:PhX News, we've been getting ready for the full release of Issue #0, The Hangover of Doom. For this awesome event we've been polishing up some of the artwork in the issue as well as giving the cover the heat it needed. May 21st is the final day to order a copy of the Limited Edition Signed print run, so get your copy while supplies last.
Also if you like/or hate the comic let us know in our forums, and don't forget to obsessively click the vote button :)
Cheers,
-Oren
omer rants: Counter Attack!
Tuesday, May 6, 2008 9:25 PM
Mark the time ladies and gents.All furtehr complaints about lateness may be directed to His Shmeeelness, Oren K.
Thats right! The flats are done, and now it's up to him.
God Speed!
-/O.
oren rants: Can we do it?
Tuesday, May 6, 2008 12:19 PM
Well it is Tuesday today, and the comic is a little behind schedule. It's been stuck over with Omer for a few days now, so will see if the flats are gonna be ready today...if so, there is a chance we may make it for Wednesday -- So keep your finger's crossed. It's the second to last issue of 'When Ned Met Ryder' so we're excited about that. Only one more to go with this arc and then straight on to the next one. We got some new twists and turns all brewed up we're pretty jazzed to start serving on them. I'm warning you now, the opening scene is gonna be little bit of crazy, filled with high flying action and some well needed backstory ;) so keep your eyes peeled.In other comic news, The Geeks of Doom wrote a review on O:PhX Issue #0 the Hangover of Doom, so check it here :)
RocKIng,
-O/.
omer rants: Strange thing about commitment is...
Wednesday, April 30, 2008 8:01 PM
Eighteenth'd!Latest issue of Ned's adventure is up, as well as some new stuff over on Juliet's Whiteboard. Intriguing developements all around!
Also, commitments. They're hard, but we have to make them. So from now on, you can count on Wednesday for your weekly Ned dosage.
WE'll be building up more of a buffer now with things settling in, and we're really going to work at maintaining the Wednesday upload.
So there you have it, commitment.
"The Zen Ball is merely a way to achieve your full potential. With practice, every ball can be a Zen Ball" / Master Hu.
-/O.
omer rants: What would you get if you Googled 'dust', I wonder...
Monday, April 28, 2008 7:23 PM
Ah, finally things are settling down around the 'ol O-Enterprises headquarters...So with the dust clearing from the post-con crazyness, we put up the books left over from the Con for sale. The book itself is going to be available for print on demand around may, but till then we still have supplies that will be signed by us personally before shipping off :)
Check it out! It's in the store
Peace,
-/O.
oren rants: Pristine and Seventeen
Thursday, April 24, 2008 1:50 PM
Howdy Everybody,Issue 17 of When Ned met Ryder is up and the next on is on the way!
Go us's.
Also if you haven't checked out Lt. Juliets white board, you really should. It follows the Lt's investigation into what has been referred to as 'The Shroom incident'. And if you have no freaking clue as to what that is...you really should read the about section ;P
The microphone on this one kills me ;p
-O/.
oren rants: The Morning After
Monday, April 21, 2008 10:35 AM
NYC Comic Con is finally finished. we had a great time ;)Click here for more in depth coverage.
So with this under our belt we're back in full swing on the web comic, sorry for the delay -- the newest instalment should be up real real soon ;)
Cheers,
-Oren
omer rants: New Stuff
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 11:33 AM
Update tiiiiime!No comic yet (workin on it) but in order to slake the thirst for more stuff, we've started up Lieutenant Juliet's page. It's got his "Whiteboard" which will keep things simplified (or not?) and his account of the ongoing investigation into the Sid case.
Who's this Juliet guy you ask?
Patience grasshoppers!
Check it out under the Xtras section, or right here
P.S - It has been brought to our attention by dedicated and hard working fans that some of our strips contain spelling mistakes (oh no!) this is being rectified.
-/O.
oren rants: Ubber Spoiler
Monday, April 14, 2008 8:22 PM
Well the comic con is coming up in the next couple of days so be sure to swing by our booth in the small press section.The inks aren't quite ready for the next comic, so instead of offering that as a vote incentive, we're gonna be leaking something even cooler.
Since we're gonna be debuting O:PhX at the con we're giving a sneak peak at the villain at the center of it all -- SID. Click on the VOTE button to get a 'full' introduction.
Cheers,
-O/.
oren rants: Sixteen Un-Dressed
Wednesday, April 9, 2008 9:07 PM
Issue 16 of when Ned Met Ryder is up. Rocking. We've been scribbling fiercely over here making sure we have everything ready for the NYC comic con next weekend. So if any of yous are gonna be in the city make sure to swing by our booth.Here's a sneak peak of the vote incentive and a print we're gonna be selling at the con.
So make sure to click on the VOTE Button.
In other site news the Avatar Gallery is UP! It's got a ton of em...
Cheers,
-O/.
omer rants: fifteeeeeen
Friday, April 4, 2008 3:12 PM
New comic is up :)No 15 for those of you keeping tally. it's been a while since we moved forward with the story, but we're gonna really up the ante now and update more often.
I had an awesome time with this one, been waiting to make the boob joke for monthes ;P
Oh hey, we put up the next webcomic's inks up as a vote incentive for Top Webcomics, so vote away and you get a sneak peek!
And one last thing, keep an eye out for avatars. Coming soon on Xtras
Ooga Booga,
-/O.
oren rants: Niner Out
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 10:22 AM
The Last Preview page for O:PhX has been uploaded, and in celebration of this I put together another Desktop. I'm like a desktop making machine lately....


That's right, we're going crazy over here. Getting real real close to the climax of this arc, so we're gonna try not to hold yous in too much suspense for too long ;p
Awesome,
-O/.
oren rants: so close you can taste it.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008 7:32 PM
As you can tell we've been 'slacking' off on the webcomic for a little whiles...but I got another page from O:PhX up so at least we're putting something out :P Page nine should be following in the nextWe've been getting a few requests for desktops, and I found the time to get two ready. They're at 1024 x 768, but I should have more sizes ready soon....
Guess that's it for now. Cheers,
-O/.
Omer rants: Woot
Monday, March 24, 2008 11:57 PM
Many thanks go to Woody at GUcomics for the awesome feature and very kind review!So if you came from the GU link page, welcome aboard! Hope you like what we've put together so far.
Much more coming soon, we'll be picking up the pace on When Ned Met Ryder as we are literally in the final hours of production on O;PhX.
Peace,
-/O.
oren rants: Jazzed
Sunday, March 23, 2008 2:19 AM
Howdy everybody. Page seven of O:PhX is up and I upped the res on the files, so for all of yous squinting to read the words, SQUINT NO MORE! With the New York Comic Con drawing ever closer tension and excitement are riding high. We're so jazzed about this issue we had to add in two more pages! If you want to make sure you can get you hands on the debut issue of Ned The Chainsaw Guy in all the awesome full color action, make sure to pre-order your copy before they run out. We're doing a tiny small print run, so who knows how long they'll last ;p
Enjoy the newest page.
Oh, and check out the Xtras section. The White board is finally up.
Cheers.
-O/.
Omer rants: Forum
Wednesday, March 19, 2008 8:34 PM
It's up!Go ahead, the water's fine :)
Omer rants: Whoo-hoo
Tuesday, March 18, 2008 8:56 PM
So it looks like the bulk of the new website is up and running, though some of Oren's post is downright lies inaccurate (like the forum, it's not ready yet. Soon though).But the real exciting news is the latest installment of When Ned Met Ryder is finally up. It's been collecting dust on our respective desktops for about a week now waiting on the shiney new stuff to get all organized. Why exciting you ask? Well that's simple; It features Lucy, the last Valkyrie ! Who has got to be my favoritest ever. Ok maybe second favoritest.
At any rate though, keep her eye on her, she's a wily one.
I'll be managing the forums soon enough, so be sure to come back and check up on em, I'll make a note here as soon as they go live :)
"Race car passenger"
-/O.
oren rants: Back from the Dead
Tuesday, March 18, 2008 6:13 PM

Well the new site is finally up and running! We've been shaking things up over here and if you've been here before you'll notice that we've added a whole bunch of new things. We have a brand new forum starting up over here so post your comments, concerns and theories as to where Omer and I are taking this rip roaring yarn (but don't forget to check out all my awesome typos at ByNight)
And probably the biggest new edition is we're finally offering a sneak peak at the first few pages of O:PhX issue ZERO Which we're gonna be launching the at the NYC Comic Con in about 6 weeks.
In web comic news the latest issue is finally up, and be prepared as we will be wrapping up When Ned Met Ryder by the NYC Comic Con ;p
Cheers,
-O/.





